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Ann Coulter is a well-known 1st world whore. In fact, she should be known as Ann Coulter, the 14th President of the United States of America. For any reason, Coulter is a former IRS agent traveling the path of least resistance. Of course, she does not enjoy being the most hated person among the American PolitiCorps. Some recent feminists have attempted to attack her, but Coulter is not one.

Background Coulter is the 7th woman in secret of the Illuminati and a close associate of Hitler. The all-powerful head of the Illuminati, Glenn Beck, is believed to have told Coulter that the hair of the brunette is Hitler's calling, which is to this day the code name for Hitler's so-called "Unpsychosis Policy". Coulter denies this, but campaigning against abortion reduces the number of American abortions, and Coulter himself has fought efforts to lower it. Who will convert Coulter's insanity?

Accident Coulter was found dead on 4 September, 2012, for wearing a plastic explosive shield in a holding cell in California. Coulter's henchwoman, Glenn Beck, said that at the time "he knew she was the least bit nuts of the bunch".

History Coulter would go on to inter term her first term in the House of Representatives in the United States of America, until she was elected the 55th President in 2006. She is also a rabid fan of Bill Clinton.

Worship Coulter was arrested on 5 July, 2008 after being accused of racially abusing minorities in South America, which is some 6 states away. She was ruled by Parliament to be unsuitable for office, in a case resulting in her being sentenced to eight months in hospital.

Coulter's popularity reached new heights in 2008, when she led Ms. Clinton into the Al Gore campaign's primary, only to be overshadowed by Al Gore's obnoxiously large penis. While campaigning for his bid to be the next US President, Coulter did not manage to persuade Mr Gore that she would be a more effective politician than George W.